It's Official...

Geo Metros really can do everything.

I saw the oddest thing in my life today. I saw a black bear (200 lbs) in the back of a Geo Metro. A green Geo Metro. It was surreal. I wish I had a camera to show ya'll what I'm talking about but it was laying in the back trunk area of the Geo with it's knees sort of up and its arms at it's side. It's head was just all reclined and it fit in perfectly. The hunter opened the hatch and there it was... just laying there. Gutted and everything. So strange.

Just thought I'd let you know.

The Fractured Thought Process.

So... I wrote a program, basically what it does is counts from 1 to 100 and then calculates the squares. The problem is it skips even numbers. Isn't that how life works sometimes? We just skip the even numbers? The numbers that make most sense to us and we just fly on like nothing's missing. I have this feeling (I know we can't attach feelings to it) but Jesus is those even numbers, fits all the gears back into place so there isn't any more skips.

Those of you on a college campus every day, ever watch two people making out and just want to hit them in the back of the head screaming about the unsaved world and saving virtue for the man who wants to protect you forever? I really wanted to today. However the boy was big and the girl looked kind of mean. Still didn't change the fact. I think I have a problem with rage and that kind of thing sets me on sideways. I don't know why. I meant the makingout in public not the rage thing sending me into rage. That would be odd. Of course, I have a feeling that the rest of today is going to be odd.

I get to go and Gravimetrisize my alum today, and then I get to do something in Maple (and evil comp program that I've talked about before) and then I get to go to a "Physics Thursday" and then I get to go buy pants. and do Calculus. :) okay. I'm done. I can't write anymore without thinking to self "self... what are you talking about?" and the response will inveriable be "self... I don't know."

Later All.

~K

TahHAH!

I burnt my hand today in chemistry. Well it was only my middle finger. Oddly enough, other then the expression noted above I didn't say anything. I'm an idiot really. What happens when you warm something up with a flame... expecially glass you ask? It gets hot, and when you remove it from a ring stand it burns exposed flesh. Oh yah! I'm an idiot.

So there is this thing in math that all the profs rely on to teach us how to do reletivly difficult math. It's called Maple. It's a computer program, which works about the same as a graphing calculator, accept much larger and maybe only a little smarter. It's one of those not fun kind of concepts that teachers have introduced into our classrooms in Eau Claire. I don't know if they do it at Stout but if they do, I understand your pain. My prof today was saying "Just copy and paste. It will work just fine." Serious booger moments while doing the project. I did that classic movie move of pulling off my glasses, throwing them across the table and rubbing my eyes. The thing about it is that I meant it.

Anywoop, I think it's time to go to my meeting. They (the physics staff) are doing a "Physics Thursday" lecture of reasearch opertunites within the department. Undergrad reasearch on my resume would be a good thing. Ahh well. My laptop battery is telling me it's time to pack up.

Oh before I go.










Peace Mama Jama
~~Kayla Jo

a little depressing poem

It's odd what you find stashed in your school H:drive. I found this poem. I don't know when I wrote it, but here it is... Hope you enjoy.

Whisper Whisper into the dark
Of dreams filled with angst and greed.
Yell Yell into the light
Of dreams filled with love.
Shake it up my darling
The snow globe of life is waiting
For you
To break down
And die.
Stand up my child
Cry out for mercy
Stay silent
Cry out
Stay silent
Justify
Be Quiet you odius creature.
What say you?
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I pray the lord my soul to take
BUT WHICH LORD?
My only lord.
Whisper whisper hate and greed
Yell Yell love.
Oh…dark long lonely night.

An Explosive First Day

So, my professor ended our first day of class with an extrodinary attention getter. The pity is this, he did it at the end of class so it wasn't as exciting. He was talking about the scientific method--how you have to test things over and over again to find a general statement that fits everything, and then he was talking about this balloon "Why does it float?" Some smarty pants in the back of the class "Because it's lighter then air." "Now what would it be filled with in order for it to be lighter then air?" and everyone "Hydrogen... Helium" (a bunch of voices overlapping here) So he said "How do we test this?" and we all, mocking "the holy grail" here "YOU BURN IT!" and so he attatched a match to the end of a stick and lit it up. You see the fireball at the top of the screen? Yeah, so that's kinda what it looked like. And it made this really big boom noise "And this is my BOOM stick, on special for $179.95 at S-Mart... Shop Smart, shop S-Mart." Yeah, that was my first day of Physics. Later guys.

~K

Well, ladies and gents, see these happy people? Soon, like in about an hour and a half I will be getting in my car to join them. Then as an added bonus I shall be walking across the famed brige to join the masses (maybe not masses, 10:30 is still early for the first day) then I will have three hours of class, by the end of which I will be very very hungry. So I will be eating, with what money? I don't know. I guess I'll be finding out when the moment arises. Hopefully I'll meet new and interesting people, and perhaps talk to some old friends. And if that doesn't happen? Well, meh, I'll live. I'll see you all in Montock.

~K

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

The Muppet Personality Test

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My First Post

Well hello guys and ladies. This is my first post on Blogger. This isn't my first post on a blog but that's beside the point. I enjoyed the clean lines so much that I thought I'd give blogger a try. I'm 20 years old, I have a problem controling my tongue, and I used to be addicted to pornography before God allowed me to find Him. Huzzah. Today is Sunday. Tomorrow is Monday, and I work, and Tuesday I GO TO SCHOOL! So excited. Of course Tuesday consists of three hours of Chem Lab, but it should be fun. Anywho, I think that's about it. Don't let me forget to tell Heidi.