Stupidity in the Work Place

Hey all! So, wanna know the quickest way to get voluntarily fired? Tell your boss that if you don't get the upcoming weekend off, you're going to quit. Oh and be sure that you've only been at your job for 3-4 months so you're expendable. One of my co-workers tried to pull this stunt and my boss called her bluff. So we're officially one worker short at the Express Mart. So now, once again we get to go through the process of sorting through applications and, hopefully staying away from bar flies this time, find another applicant that is worth it. So far that is 4 people we've been through for this position. I swear I'm not that hard to work with. Neither is Chris or Rose or Swede. We're not evil hags that will try to trick you for your first born. The biggest problem is this, the days that I don't work are church days (Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays) So I can't ask any of my fellow church goers to apply because it's for those days that I don't work at night. Sad isn't it?